A generation of idiots

So even a 25 year old queen like me knows when you hear "Fame" you think of a school of gay boys and there faghags taking to the street for a showstopping dance number.


Or "Summer Loving" is about two people proving opposites attract while gossiping about there summer flings at school lunch.

Wilkommen....
The Hills are alive.......
If I only had a heart.....
I’ve Got a Golden Ticket.....
Im just a sweet Transvestite.......
Just a spoon full of sugar......
Somewhere thats greeeeeeeeeennnn.......

These Musicals echo in my mind. Shadows of a childhood filled with fun and fantastic music.

The Queens of generations past had:

Dorothy Dandridge and Pearl Bailey giving us everything they had in Carmen Jones
Yul Brynner asking Deborah Kerr "Shall we dance"
Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds "singing in the rain"

Helllllooooo Dolly....
Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ the Boat.....
I Could Have Danced All Night.....
I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair......

This music inspired them and me.

But what about today

Ive noticed that the musicals of today are either "bad" or "Music of the Past remade"

Bad: "High School Musical 1...2...and OMFG 3"
Remake: "Moulin Rouge"
Bad: "Camp Rock" a bad ripoff of FAME MOTHER FUCKER
Remake: "Chicago"
Bad: "SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT" WTF its technically a musical.
Remake: "Hairspray"
Bad: "The Cheetah Girls" or anything featuring Raven
Remake: "Across the Universe"

Now the remakes are great films dont get me wrong, but there recycled songs being sung by movie stars. Only a small handful can actually sing.

Oh god and the Bads. Disney Pimped musicals thrusted down these kids throats with there horrible music being sung by "?Singers?Actors?" im confused what Disney is trying to make them. Ok one or two of the Jonas Brothers can actually sing well but Come down off the cross boys and be the fagots we all know you really are.

Zach Efron looks like a young Ellen, With his Lesbian haircut. He cant actually sing. He didnt sing half the music in the first HSM. There was another actor Drew Seeley that sang for Zach (while trying to research to remember the guys named i found that Imdb removed his name from there listing of High school Musical. I know it was in the credits for the movie. I remember looking it up and wondering why they didnt have that hot ass guy just play the part and cut Zach. You could tell it wasnt the same voice when the voice went to the higher octave that it wasnt the same voice. re watch the movie girls. DISNEY CONSPIRACY look it up) It was only after the ridiculous fame of HSM that they got the boy lessons and began shaping the music to fit his range.

The Cheetah Girls were already a band that had a cd out and everything. they were "ok" but Disney had to take it a step too far, Placing Raven into there group (Side note they fucking hated her) and making a horrible movie. WHY? thats all i have to say

There is an entire generation of Kids and young adult that wont watch the old classics because there "OLD" so there only source of Musical are cookie cutter BS from the Mouse.

The classics featured People who could sing and dance and act. If they couldn't do that there career didnt go to far. as time progressed if they could sing and act there were golden, a little later they could act or sing and we accepted it. Now.....NOW..... THEY CANT DO EITHER!!!!!

Give us something magical. Wow us with something new and fantastic. We deserve it because we are paying $12.99 for a movie ticket and $29.99 for the DVD then $49.99 for the special edition DVD released two weeks later.

You owe us that.

and oh my F*^%*+G god please dont ruin any more fantastic movies with horrible remakes. Do we need Annie remade ever couple of years or what. Fame is a classic Please GOD dont let them ruin it or ill have to slit my wrist in front of Graumans chinese theater.

With a watchful eye Disney,

Girlina Queen of the Universe

Gay Super Geeks: The Middle path

So. I know that there are gay geeks out there.

I am one of them. there are websites for them to congregate and talk about gay geeky things.

However i have found that I'm not accepted by them either. I'm a big queen with serious issues, no doubt.

I love Star trek, Stargate,Babylon 5, Doctor who, Firefly, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Starcraft, Terry Brooks Books, Civilization and most of all World of Warcraft. this list could go on forever of the extremely non gay geeky things i love.

Then there's my Gay side. Wicked (stage and book), Little shop, Rent ( not so much the movie), guys and Dolls, Zannadont, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Ecstasy, Trance music, Champagne, Dance clubs, Makeup, Wigs, A fabulous outfit, Bondage, S&M (especially electricity play) and on and on and on.....

I am Gay and a Geek. Then why is it sometimes i feel that i don't belong to either world.

Examples:

In WOW (World of Warcraft), a Massively multiplayer online role-playing game or MMORPG, I play as a female blood elf Paladin. I'm a good player, I'm almost lvl 80 the max level. I'm in a guild (large group of players under a common flag) but when they find im a gay man instead of a female, people get very uncomfortable. My guild mates will call each other "fag" and "gay bastard" like normal straight guys do which doesnt bother me but then theyll realize im there and freakout and be silent it sucks. I went to see Star Trek, waited in line all day long, first one in line, But when they heard me talking about how HOT Spock was no one would talk to me the rest of the day. I love playing those simple application games on Myspace like Mobster and Fashion Wars. My name on Mobsters is "Adam The Big Queen" i have like no friends on there and i get attack all the time. ive had guys attack me for hours calling me faggot and never letting me leave the ingame hospital.

And for the other side.....

Im at a club, getting my dance on with my girlfriends. Were all having tons of fun and some boy comes up and starts talkin to me......he was adorable......he asked why hes never seen me there before and i joked that Doctor who season finale was the week before. My girlfriends are laughing since its so clearly a joke and he straight out turns and walked away. later in the night i walked passed and he was giggling to his other twinky friends and looking at me. Im in Longbeach for work, Its very casual dress, so i was wearing my Harrypotter Tshirt with a overshirt, a cute vest and my favorite pageboy cap. I was adorable. I decide to stop at this little cafe on Broadway. The Gays in the Cafe kept staring at me and when i went window shopping next door the clerk made a joke about my tshirt. im thinking in my head "FUCK YOU BITCH. Gryphindore is so my house" but i paid for my sunglasses and left silent and alone.

Those websites for gay geeks are all well and good but i prefer to be out and about with people. I can talk to a person for hours but send me an IM online and i dont know what to say.

I try to keep remembering the lessons of a wise gay i once knew named Kristo of LongBeach who told me " Who gives a flying fuck what those cunts think about you. You get out there and do your shit. You tell them to Choose a nut to suck cause you have two" more poignant words have never been spoken. I do try to follow his teaching but i find that i do care what they think i cant help but see people looking at me and my mind goes off on all the horrible things there saying about me. Its who i am.

This is who i am. No matter what anyone trys to teach me or force me into. I cant change for the world. Ive tried for years. Its time for the word to change to me.

This BIG BITCH is going to continue to be the Big silly Homo who loves her Geeky men and the shows they watch. Either love me or move out the way.

Live Long and Prosper,

Girlina Queen of the Universe and Azeroth ( look it up bitches)

The joys of Marriage

So my cousin got married yesterday. ............yea.........it was great..........i love weddings...........throw up on floor.

Weddings are the worst waste of my time.

His wedding was a formal affair at a country club. I got all fabulous in a nice suit and my hair was workin. we get there and half the people there were in casual dress. the fucking invite said formal. There was a guy with jeans and green fucking hair. Nightmare.

the service was quick thank god but it started 45 minutes late. as the Bride and Groom were walking down the isle afterwards there were already drinks waiting for them and the bridal party at there request?????? Boozhounds??????? The bride goes to hug the waiter holding the tray of beers and he spills the tray on the train of her dress. The dress that cost her parents $10,000. It was the most beautiful dress but jesus 10k. i need to start making wedding dresses.

Everyone always get upset with me at weddings because I'm not jumping for joy for the couple.

FUCK THAT.

Gay people make the dresses, do the makeup, do the hair, plan the wedding, make the cake, cook the food, serve the food, mix the drinks, DJ the event.......and on and on and on.......

We do all the work so that some silly drunks can enjoy the benefits. These people plan these huge weddings, stay married for a few years, divorce then get remarried.

the christian right say they have to protect Marriage for a man and a women. It they want to keep it holy. OUTLAW DIVORCE!!

lets see how those fuckers like marriage if they can only do it once.

watch the accidental rate of death of husbands dramatically go up.


I hate weddings.


but god knows i have mine all planned out in my head just like a 12 year old girl.

hehe

Kisses,
Girlina Queen of the Universe

Suicide the other option

A friend of mine yesterday told me her friend committed suicide. I never met the guy but she said how sweet he was. He did himself in with Cyanide. For those of you who don't know cyanide is a very horrible and painful way to die. How much pain must he have been in? That pain must have been so great and the pain he endured in death was nothing in comparison.

I started thinking about the times i tried to kill myself and how it changed my life.

The first time i was a teenager. fully realized that i was gay. 6'3'' .tall and very overweight. I was going to a brand new school. just opened and i was going to be in the first graduating class. It was horrible. I didn't know anyone, those i did speak to always looked at me as if i don't fit in. Half way thru the year i put my fathers gun in my mouth. i couldn't figure out why that damn thing wouldnt work. tears pouring down my cheeks, frustrated and scared i put it away and went to sleep. I found out a few weeks later that it wasn't an operating gun. it was a real gun converted to not fire. I was so pathetic i couldn't kill myself right.

school continued on at a snails pace and i reached my senior year. having told only my closest friends about being gay i started to feel better. i allowed myself to come out and be a better person. to explore what being a queen is all about. i did theater, not acting really just costumes. sewing made me happy.

I finally graduated and began college in Fullerton Ca. I was a Costuming major. I thought to myself, "even though your still a big gay boy, your in theater with a bunch of other gay boys you will make lots of friends." Sadly that was not the case. One of the only friends i made was a goth girl in my theatrical makeup class. Just imagine a big game boy and a short round goth girl walking to class every day with our makeup cases. we were a odd pair.

It was while walking to class one day alone that i had my first and only anti gay experience. While walking down an alleyway on the way to school i was attacked. The group of guys screamed insults while kicking me in the stomach and face only Scared off by a car alarm going off down the alley. I was alone bleeding and crying. I skipped class and returned home where I stayed for a few days, hiding the bruises that had appeared all over my torso and legs. using what horrible makeup skill i had to cover my face. i spent the next three weeks in utter fear and loneliness. my only friend trying to help. At this same time i worked for the mouse. Mickey Mouse. jackass. I was called a faggot under my breath a few times at work for wearing makeup. Dealing with that was easier than having people ask where the bruises came from. I couldn't take it anymore. Angry at the world and sad at how pathetic i was i took a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of alcohol. ( for every ones reference it doesn't work that easy. just because you see it on TV doesn't mean it will happen that way in real life) i was sick for a week. throwing up all the pills, told my mother it was the flu.

Two times. both unsuccessful. Does that make me a two time loser or Someone who had a guardian angel looking out for me?

We think about suicide because we think there no other options. what we don't think about is the lives we've touched and how our deaths will affect theres. No one dies alone. someone always dies a little inside when someone they love leaves the world that way. Its selfish and i try to stay strong and say as much. i try to say that those people were weak and just plain selfish but inside i understand that feeling. The feeling that there is no one in the world and that loves you.

Trust me, As a 25 year old practicly virgin who's overweight and has serious body issues i can say I'm so glad i was unsuccessful. I have some of the greatest friends that love me for who i am, I have parents that said they always knew and who are so proud of everything i do. including how fabulous i look in drag. If i had done myself in either of those times i would have missed out on all of that.

The road to becoming a queen is a hard one. NO ONE is born a queen. It is thru our experiences and struggles in life that hardens our skin and make us who we are. It is thru our struggles that remind us of how great we are. how lucky we are to call ourselves QUEENS. Im gunna tell you right now that no word like faggot, no foot in my chest, no unapproving gay boys, and especially not those self hating gay men who call themselves republicans can every take away who i am.

A BIG OL SILLY HOMO, A TRUE QUEEN.

With much love,

Girlina QUEEN of the Universe

First Time Blogger.

Hay queens.

This is the first time i experement with Blogging. I can talk to a person for hours about the most useless shit but I have trouble writing emails.

THATS CRAZY!

So to remedy myself of my problem i thought why not blog about the radomness of my life.

BIG SILLY HOMO is a place for queens of all types to hear me bitch about shit. If you dont like it you can fuck right off.

Kisses,

Girlina Queen of the Universe